No Way, Jose

I noticed that my garbageman, Jose, had lost a tremendous amount of weight. Yesterday afternoon I quizzed him about it.

"All carb diet." That's right, All Carbs! He breakfasts on donuts and toast. Lunch is a combination of tortillas and potato chips. For dinner, baked potatoes and linguini. Snacking on pretzels is a must!

What have we stumbled onto, I thought. Just what dietary walls are we breaking down today, America?

Not many, I'm afraid. On his way back to the truck he threw in that he also quit his 12 can a day beer habit.

So close. So very, very close.