Cuttin' Cals

Summer is nigh and it's time to trim the old waistline. To do this, I'm embarking on a diet that has proven successful to millions and is an absolute cinch - I'm taking  up smoking. 

When hunger calls, I'll curl up and light a cig, satisfied that I'm finally making some healthy choices.  No wonder they call it, Virginia Slims.

Let's retire this one, too.

I heard this twice today, "It is what it is." 

And both times I felt like kicking the speaker in the throat. Bruce Lee style.