Art I Choke

I'm thinking about getting into art. In a big way. I'm also thinking that I'm going to capitalize the "a" in art to give it more cachet. Art. Or how about this - aRt.

I'm going to adopt a slightly Englishy accent and say things like, "As it currently stands, Koons is winning the war on banal." Or, "It's a cross between expressionism and hideous." Maybe even, "I shut my eyes in order to see." I may start smoking again.

Or I may just fashion another crochet tea cozy and call it a night.